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Viv0147

Well-Known Member

Messages

172

Location

Wales

Type of diabetes

Type 2

Treatment type

Tablets (oral)

Dislikes

there isn't much I dislike maybe rude and aggressive people

• Mar 19, 2016

• #1

Last night there was a break-in at our local police station and all the toilet seats were stolen. The police in a press statement said they had nothing to go on.

 

Squire Fulwood

Expert

Messages

6,114

Type of diabetes

Type 2

Treatment type

Diet only

• Mar 19, 2016

• #2

You haven't run out of Christmas crackers yet then?

 

nomoredonuts

Well-Known Member

Messages

1,848

Location

West Country

Type of diabetes

Treatment type

Tablets (oral)

Dislikes

Current American Presidents.

• Mar 19, 2016

• #3

Vandals broke a hole in the wall of the local nudist colony. The Police are ..... etc



(Does anyone even say nudist colony any more?)

 

CollieBoy

Well-Known Member

Messages

2,974

Location

Lancashire

Type of diabetes

Type 2

Treatment type

Diet only

Dislikes

Hi carb Foods

• Mar 20, 2016

• #4

Was taking my MiL round her old area today and took her to some family graves!
Puzzled by the new road systems in Manchester, she asked "How do you get into Peel Green Cemetry?" my wife nearly crashed when I replied "First you have to die ..."

 

Doriand

Well-Known Member

Messages

277

Location

Central Victoria, Australia

Type of diabetes

Type 2

Treatment type

Diet only

Dislikes

Political Correctness

• Mar 22, 2016

• #5

Australian Police Awaiting the Easter Rush