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Room 101

'Old' people who slyly push in front of you in a queue ('because they're old'), act oblivious to everyone else who's patiently waiting and then look sooo pained, if you so much as murmur an objection.

They've got just as much time as the rest of us, if not more ....... but clearly far fewer manners.

It happened twice to me the other day in Aldi as I was juggling my money in one hand, with 2 celeraics and a swede in the other. Then they opened up another till and a seventy-something year old sprinted from the back of the queue, past at least 6 of us who were ahead of her, to grab pole position.

A 4-minute miler if ever I saw one, but at least she'd been saddled with a permanent expression of the archetypal bulldog chewing a wasp!
 
Andy12345 said:
the youth of today

lol sorry if that a bit general but i want them all gone, especially the ones that live in my house
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They'll be gone one day Andy then you'll be sorry.............errrr, probably, maybe ........you won't will you?

I want to shove into the room: drivers who travel too close, drivers who change lanes without indicating, drivers who pull out in front of me suddenly, drivers with unbuckled kids, drivers who chat to their passengers and don't realize they are gradually slowing down. In fact make that any drivers who p**s me off!
 
This room is gonna get mighty full up! Or is it a virtual room or one like the Tardis, or maybe it's like the Room Of Requirement?
 
nuisance telephone callers..particularly those from overseas call centres
 
Hairdressers. 9 times out of 10 you come out looking worse than you did when you went in and to add insult to injury you have to listen to their inane rambling while they entertain themselves at your expense
 
Janiept said:
Hairdressers. 9 times out of 10 you come out looking worse than you did when you went in and to add insult to injury you have to listen to their inane rambling while they entertain themselves at your expense
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i have a small problem with having my hair cut, i get goosebumps and eventually have to fight to stay awake, i just love having my haircut, its lovely, id have it cut once a week if i could, so if hair cuts go into the room, you will have to put me in there too
 

A hair cut fetish, never heard of that before. Wonder what it's called?
 
That bl**dy advert with Michael Parkinson in it. People always ask him what was his greatest interview so have some insurance. Next they'll be using puppies to sell toilet rolls.
 
popsy said:
A hair cut fetish, never heard of that before. Wonder what it's called?
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lol, i do worry the barber will think im gay, but ya cant control goose bumps or maybe i m gay lol i dunno, i always wanted a fetish i never quite got beating someone up so this may be a good comprimise sado barberism?
 
Re Wallander, Oh I so agree I much prefer the Scandinavian version!
 
Squire Fulwood said:
That bl**dy advert with Michael Parkinson in it. People always ask him what was his greatest interview so have some insurance. Next they'll be using puppies to sell toilet rolls.
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LOL Barry Scott and Cillit Bang is coming in a close second
 
oh dear... too much... that gave me a real good chuckle.... hahahahahahahahahaha
 
Motorists who fail to use their car indicators, particularly at roundabouts.

There should be a fast track lane guiding them directly into Room 101,
and perhaps, on arrival in that dark, dismal and damp room, they would
obligingly remind us of......
how many days after passing our driving test we can dispense with the use
of the car indicators.




Enjoy a new driving experience again....start using your indicators.

willie.
 
Those self service tills in Tesco need blowing up or going into the room !
"Unexpected item in the bagging area"
"Please wait for assistance"
Grrr !


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