Santa needs a new image.

[catherinecherub]

"The current image of Santa promotes obesity, drink driving, speeding and a general unhealthy lifestyle..........."

http://www.physorg.com/news180214579.html

 

[Patch]

This is bu****it! Santa travels THE WHOLE WORLD in one night - up and down the chimney of every house with a child in it!

Now THAT is exercise. I'd bet Santa is one of the fittest people on the planet! :wink:

 

[sugarless sue]

Yes but..........he does eat several tons of mince pies and drinks gallons of sherry on the way!! :shock: :shock:

 

[valattrevear]

Sue I have been leaving him whisky for many, many years, and still no Lotus Elan :evil: :evil: . This year he gets diabetic chocolate [yuk], and a nice glass of soya milk :!: That'll teach him :twisted: :lol:
Val

 

[ham79]

jealousy is a :lol: terrible thing