Pura Vida
Well-Known Member
My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds . only 15 to go ...
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Ate salad for dinner . Mostly croutons &stuff like, tomatoes ... Really just one big,
round crouton covered with tomato sauce ... And cheese ... FINE, it was a
pizza ... I ate a pizza .
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How to prepare Tofu:
1. Throw it in the trash.
2. Grill some Meat.
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I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web ...
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I don't mean to brag but . I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20
minutes ...
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A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer
than men who mention it ...
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Kids today don't know how easy they have it ... when I was young, I had to
walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel ...
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Senility has been a smooth transition for me ...
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Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they
closed school? Me neither.
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I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented . I
forgot where I was going with this ...
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I love being over 50. I learn something new every day. and forget 5 others.
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A thief broke into my house last night . He started searching for money . so
I woke up and searched with him ...
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My dentist told me I need a crown. I said, "You bet, pour mine over the
rocks"!
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I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a
day ...
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"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
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Ate salad for dinner . Mostly croutons &stuff like, tomatoes ... Really just one big,
round crouton covered with tomato sauce ... And cheese ... FINE, it was a
pizza ... I ate a pizza .
----------
How to prepare Tofu:
1. Throw it in the trash.
2. Grill some Meat.
----------
I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web ...
----------
I don't mean to brag but . I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20
minutes ...
-----------
A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer
than men who mention it ...
-------------
Kids today don't know how easy they have it ... when I was young, I had to
walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel ...
-------------
Senility has been a smooth transition for me ...
-------------
Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they
closed school? Me neither.
-------------
I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented . I
forgot where I was going with this ...
-------------
I love being over 50. I learn something new every day. and forget 5 others.
-------------
A thief broke into my house last night . He started searching for money . so
I woke up and searched with him ...
--------------
My dentist told me I need a crown. I said, "You bet, pour mine over the
rocks"!
--------------
I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a
day ...
-------------
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."