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Sporting Gaffes

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Football

" He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces" Ron Atkinson

" Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeves" - John Greig

" For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all - yellow strip" - John Motson

" Don't tell those coming in now the result of that fantastic match. Now let's have another look at winning goal"- David Coleman

"After a goal-less first half, the score at half time is nil -nil" - Brian Moore

" Glen Hoddle hasn't been the Hoddle we know. Neither has Bryan Robson" - Ron Greenwood

" We've just seen both teams and they both look like they've come here to play football " = Frank Clark

" England was beaten in the sense that they lost" - Dickie Davies

" England now have three fresh men - with three fresh legs" = Jimmy Hill
 
A couple more... sorry I can't remember who said them:

"Now we're just in time to see the pole-vault coming over the satellite"

"Steve Cram is well in the lead, but out of sight round the bend you can see......"
 
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