Pura Vida
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After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange. So she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.
Husband: What’s up?
Wife: According to the DNA test results, this is not our kid.
Husband: Well you don’t remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.
You said: Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.
So I went inside, left the dirty one there and got a clean one.
Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.
Husband: What’s up?
Wife: According to the DNA test results, this is not our kid.
Husband: Well you don’t remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.
You said: Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.
So I went inside, left the dirty one there and got a clean one.
Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.