The 1950s take on it...

[Scott-C]

I was googling some stuff and came across this paper from 1957:

http://diabetes.diabetesjournals.org/content/6/5/448

Would be so not pc now, but I love the fact they got away with saying, "The metabolic derangement of diabetes mellitus.."

Hi, I'm Scott, I'm metabollicaly deranged!

 

[Scott-C]

I'm deranged. And I have diabetes.

Doubly deranged then! Let you off with one of them, because you're ditching the fags!

If only Rowan had done this with breadsticks:

 

[DavidGrahamJones]

metabolically deranged!

A good description of my metabolism, it's definitely well and truly deranged, although my GP just says it's broke.