Siamese twins
walk into a bar in Toronto and park
themselves on a bar
stool.
One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind
us; as you
can see, we're joined side by
side at the hip. I’m John, he's
Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries
to make
polite conversation while pouring the beers.
"Been on holiday
yet,
boys"?
"Off to England next month," says John. "We go
to England
every year, rent a car and
drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim
agrees.
"Ah, England !" says the bartender. "Wonderful
country...
the history, the beer, the
culture..."
"Nah, we don't like that
British ****," says John.
"Hamburgers and Molson's beer,
that's us, eh Jim? And we can't
stand the English - they're so arrogant and
rude."
"So why keep going to England
?" asks the bartender.