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Jenny, a lovely 25 year old, is to get married.
Since her new husband is in his eighties, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and John should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new husband may over- exert himself if they were to spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is John, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, John takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's John again and he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents to more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, John kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep, but, - aha, you guessed it - John is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as John gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am most impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good for one session in a night. You are truly a great lover, John.
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John, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I've been here already tonight?'
The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.
PS.
Have I posted this here already?
Since her new husband is in his eighties, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and John should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new husband may over- exert himself if they were to spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is John, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, John takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's John again and he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents to more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, John kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep, but, - aha, you guessed it - John is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as John gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am most impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good for one session in a night. You are truly a great lover, John.
'
John, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I've been here already tonight?'
The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.
PS.
Have I posted this here already?