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What are you doing now and humorous banter.

Good morning one and all.
I've just read something that fills me wif dread, the word " decaf " ahhh, I can't function wifout caffeine in large doses, yep I know for some people caffeine is a poison, but as the saying goes one man's meat is another man's etc. In these politically correct days one should write person, yes I know.....
Anyway has a good one folks. I'm orf the leash this afternoon and evening till 10:30 ish when Mrs J gets home. My mates chaos and mayhem are orf elsewhere today probably riding motorcycles in the sun. I'm not jealous, I'm not jealous, I'm not jealous......
 
Im with you on the caffeine
 
dunelm said:
Blueberries, strawberries and yoghurt sounds good.
I see piles of washing round the house sometimes but they disappear if you just ignore them.
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Ah the washing fairy. Dont have one of them, too quick to catch one. I might use cling film over the doors and catch more than a washing fairy
 
My car's fan belt snapped this morning and I had no money on me to buy another.
Luckily, I knew how to use the wife's tights to fix it.

I put them on my head and robbed Halfords.
 
dunelm said:
My car's fan belt snapped this morning and I had no money on me to buy another.
Luckily, I knew how to use the wife's tights to fix it.

I put them on my head and robbed Halfords.
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what i want to know is how come you had a pair of your wifes tights dunelm
 
Think about breakfast
 
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