What are you doing now and humorous banter.

[alf_Josiah]

Good morning one and all.
I've just read something that fills me wif dread, the word " decaf " ahhh, I can't function wifout caffeine in large doses, yep I know for some people caffeine is a poison, but as the saying goes one man's meat is another man's etc. In these politically correct days one should write person, yes I know.....
Anyway has a good one folks. I'm orf the leash this afternoon and evening till 10:30 ish when Mrs J gets home. My mates chaos and mayhem are orf elsewhere today probably riding motorcycles in the sun. I'm not jealous, I'm not jealous, I'm not jealous......

 

[Cumberland]

Good morning ladies and gentlemen
Sunny up here but a few showers may occur

 

[karen8967]

Good morning ladies and gentlemen
Sunny up here but a few showers may occur

Morning cumbs grey here but suprisingly mild

 

[karen8967]

Good morning one and all.
I've just read something that fills me wif dread, the word " decaf " ahhh, I can't function wifout caffeine in large doses, yep I know for some people caffeine is a poison, but as the saying goes one man's meat is another man's etc. In these politically correct days one should write person, yes I know.....
Anyway has a good one folks. I'm orf the leash this afternoon and evening till 10:30 ish when Mrs J gets home. My mates chaos and mayhem are orf elsewhere today probably riding motorcycles in the sun. I'm not jealous, I'm not jealous, I'm not jealous......

Im with you on the caffeine

 

[Molly56]

It’s Tuesday so making coffee for garden group....

 

[Molly56]

It’s Tuesday so making coffee for garden group....

....forgot my gardening boots today....think I had other things on my mind....

 

[Clivethedrive]

Morning cumbs grey here but suprisingly mild

Cool and dull,spitting with rain here,anyway whatever your doing......enjoy yourselves

 

[wolfie11969]

Blueberries, strawberries and yoghurt sounds good.
I see piles of washing round the house sometimes but they disappear if you just ignore them.

Ah the washing fairy. Dont have one of them, too quick to catch one. I might use cling film over the doors and catch more than a washing fairy

 

[karen8967]

Cool and dull,spitting with rain here,anyway whatever your doing......enjoy yourselves

You too clive

 

[dunelm]

My car's fan belt snapped this morning and I had no money on me to buy another.
Luckily, I knew how to use the wife's tights to fix it.

I put them on my head and robbed Halfords.

 

[jay hay-char]

Good morning one and all.
I've just read something that fills me wif dread, the word " decaf " ahhh,

Couldn't agree more. Satan's sputum

 

[karen8967]

....forgot my gardening boots today....think I had other things on my mind....

wonder what that could be

 

[karen8967]

My car's fan belt snapped this morning and I had no money on me to buy another.
Luckily, I knew how to use the wife's tights to fix it.

I put them on my head and robbed Halfords.

what i want to know is how come you had a pair of your wifes tights dunelm

 

[wolfie11969]

what i want to know is how come you had a pair of your wifes tights dunelm

My dad had circulation problems so would wear ladies tights under his long johns and trousers

 

[karen8967]

My dad had circulation problems so would wear ladies tights under his long johns and trousers

thats what he told yous wolfie

 

[wolfie11969]

Absolutely wonderful day weather wise - its tipping it down with rain.

I've been out in it to drop a birthday present off and also go to the out of town shopping centre for stuff for the stepson.

Now I'm going to read as hubby has the tv for some pants game he's playing

Enjoy your day

 

[alf_Josiah]

I put them on my head and robbed Halfords.

I can pass on details of the families lawyer if you need them, he should be available in 3 months pending parole.

 

[Clivethedrive]

what i want to know is how come you had a pair of your wifes tights dunelm

Or were they

 

[Fairygodmother]

Watching Poirrot for the cosies and settings.

 

[SueJB]

Think about breakfast