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What are you doing now and humorous banter.

My greeting to you’s number 1342, Alf, the year of the Battle of Brest, otherwise known as the Battle of the River Penfold (remember Dangermouse?) and the year of the Burning of the Blankets on Cornhulle. Thought you’d be interested now why have I just looked that up? Oh dear, is it going to be one of those days? I’ll be out in the garden moving the feverfew from the veg bed to a place by the hedge.
 

Importantly and also, today is Turtle Day in the Pastifarian calendar.
Feverfew, a bit like aspirin or ibuprofen- The leaves are good for migraines. Will you dry the leaves for tea?
 
alf_Josiah said:
Me if I smoked I'd smoke 'em.
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Like Earl Grey? I make tea from Melissa - lemon balm - delicious, and free from the garden unlike the expensive over-packaged plastic teabagged stuff in the shops. Wonder what Melissa and feverfew would be like?
Or Melissa turtle tea dunelm?
Only joking, couldn’t do that to a turtle, they’re so stately in the water. Used to see them in my yoof when I was lucky enough to go diving.
 

Well brum brum hope Betty gets through ok
 
Cumberland said:
Morning

I’m having a bowl of Turtle Soup
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Trying to remember if the walrus and the carpenter had turtle soup in Alice in Wonderland. I know there was a whiting. And a snail. Avatar change Cumbs and Alf?
 

Is Betty black by any chance?

 
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