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FergusCrawford said:

What do you call a guy with some rabbits up his bum?

Warren!

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What do you call a man who wears a coat?
Mac.
What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?
Warren.
What do you call a sleeping Bull?
A bulldozer.
What do you call a man who wears two coats?
Max.
What do you call a man who can't stand?
Neil.
What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Justice Fingers
What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Cardiff?
A leisure center.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Megasoreass.
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?
Sister-Matic.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that lies on the floor?
Matt.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
Art.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil.
What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
Stu.
What do you call a water skier with no arms and no legs?
Skip.
What do you call a quadraplegic in a catapult?
Chuck.
What do you call a quadrapelgic in a hole in the ground.
Doug.
What do you call a quadriplegic at your door?
Matt.
What do you call a quadriplegic in the water?
Bob.
What do you call a quadriplegic hanging on the wall?
Art.
What do you call a quadriplegic in a pile of leaves?
Russel.
What do you call a quadriplegic that smells like a dairy farm?
Barney.
What do you call a quadriplegic flying over a fence?
Homer.
What do you call 2 quadriplegics in the window?
Curt and Rod.
What do you call a quadriplegic stuffed into a mailbox?
Bill.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a woman whose tampax string breaks?
A cotton picker.
What do you call a black man driving a Cadillac?
Black Power.
What do you call a white man driving a Cadillac?
White Power.
What do you call a mexican driving a Cadillac?
Grand theft auto.
What do you call a milkman in high heels.
Dairy Queen.
What do you call a lady with just one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a chinese lady with just one leg?
Irene.
What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife
in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left
foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?
A Swiss Army wife.
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
What do you call a gay Teletubby?
Stinky Winky
What do you call another gay Teletubby?
Sticky Dicky
What do you call a lottery programme for plants?
The Big Thicket.
What do you call an abortion in Prague?
A cancelled Czech.
What do you call a Japanese paedophile?
Porkum Yung.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
What do you call a dog with 4" legs and 6" steel balls?
Sparky.
What do you call an elephant crossed with a rhinoceros?
Elephant Rhinoceros sine Theta.
What do you call an elephant crossed with a mountain climber?
Nothing, a mountain climber is a scalar.




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