Words cannot express Dear Izzzi what a @£&K I do not give about Birthdays,Bonfire Night, Christmas,Not sure what newspaper I would read as they all have adjendas to make the headlines as lurid as possible so you buy them.... Everything revolves around politics and I want to care but I find it all a bit confusing......
What I can't understand Izzzi is when I Googled your 2nd clue Jane Austen came up on Google and when I clicked on images there was our lady.
So I went for it. I was SO sure I was right.......