Who will be the first to have carol singers and how to deter them>

[peterjones6000]

Any time soon they will start to arrive, my big guard dog will only lick them to death, I considered electrifying my gate but would forget and be first victim

 

[mist]

My face is often enough to scare them away..

 

[jay hay-char]

I fix them with a slightly wild-eyed smile and say "Good evening: before you sing me a lovely Christian rhyme, let's talk about how you can let Jesus into your lives".

Can't see 'em for dust. Never fails

 

[ellagy]

We live too far in the country for carol singers...or trick or treaters or Guy Fawkesers No one makes it up our drive!!! HEHEHE!

 

[Cumberland]

Oh come all ye faithful

Don't know what to expect first Christmas in new house