Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
Home
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New profile posts
Latest activity
Members
Current visitors
New profile posts
Search profile posts
Log in
Register
Search
Search titles only
By:
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Install the app
Install
Reply to Thread
Guest, we'd love to know what you think about the forum! Take the
Diabetes Forum Survey 2024 »
Home
Forums
Off-Topic
Jokes and Humour
Have a smile on me. X
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="Alisonjane10" data-source="post: 912198" data-attributes="member: 160262"><p><u><strong><span style="color: #ff0000">A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP</span></strong></u></p><p><u><strong></strong></u></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff">An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff">Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?”</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff">The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.”</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff">The doctor considered this for a second, and continued… “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?”</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff">The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.” <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: #ff0000">A COW WITH HORNS</span></u></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff">"Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse.", </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff">[ATTACH=full]14579[/ATTACH] </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff">[ATTACH=full]14578[/ATTACH] </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff">[ATTACH=full]14580[/ATTACH] </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff">[ATTACH=full]14581[/ATTACH] </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Alisonjane10, post: 912198, member: 160262"] [U][B][COLOR=#ff0000]A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP[/COLOR] [/B][/U] [B][COLOR=#0000ff]An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.” Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?” The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.” The doctor considered this for a second, and continued… “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?” The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.” ;) [/COLOR] [U][COLOR=#ff0000]A COW WITH HORNS[/COLOR][/U] [COLOR=#0000ff]"Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse.", [ATTACH=full]14579[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]14578[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]14580[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]14581[/ATTACH] [/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
Verification
Post Reply
Home
Forums
Off-Topic
Jokes and Humour
Have a smile on me. X
Top
Bottom
Find support, ask questions and share your experiences. Ad free.
Join the community »
This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies.
Accept
Learn More.…