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<blockquote data-quote="Pura Vida" data-source="post: 764252" data-attributes="member: 131793"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Wisdom Comes With The Years...</strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>A 72 year old man had one hobby - he loved to fish.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, '<em>Pick me up.</em>' he looked around and couldn't see anyone.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say</p><p></p><p>again, ''<em>Pick me up.</em> '</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The man said, '<em>Are you talking to me?</em>'</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The frog said, '<em>Yes, I'm talking to you.</em> <em>Pick me up, then kiss me; and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous, because I will be your bride!</em>'</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The frog said, '<em>What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?</em>'</p><p></p><p>I said, '<em>Kiss me, and I will be your beautiful bride.</em>'</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>'<em><strong>Nah. </strong></em><strong><em>At my age, I'd rather haveatalking frog</em></strong><em>.</em>'</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>With <strong>age </strong>- comes <strong>wisdom</strong>.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pura Vida, post: 764252, member: 131793"] [SIZE=5][B]Wisdom Comes With The Years...[/B][/SIZE] A 72 year old man had one hobby - he loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, '[I]Pick me up.[/I]' he looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, ''[I]Pick me up.[/I] ' He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, '[I]Are you talking to me?[/I]' The frog said, '[I]Yes, I'm talking to you.[/I] [I]Pick me up, then kiss me; and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous, because I will be your bride![/I]' The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket. The frog said, '[I]What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?[/I]' I said, '[I]Kiss me, and I will be your beautiful bride.[/I]' He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, '[I][B]Nah. [/B][/I][B][I]At my age, I'd rather haveatalking frog[/I][/B][I].[/I]' With [B]age [/B]- comes [B]wisdom[/B]. [/QUOTE]
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