ok well that went badly lol
went to the running club tonight, well im introduced to the circle of runners as "training for the marathon" dude, i get a ripple of applause, then the guvna of the runnning club asks whos doing the 5 and a half? so im thinking ok 5 and a half k thats easy enough, and whos doing the 3 and half well im thinking ok this is ok ill do the 3 and a half just to settle in, you know ill look like i just got out of bed at 3.5 k, so he looks straight at the "marathon man" andy and says you want to do the 5 and a half mile andy? miles? oh **** "ok i say, i dont mind" noooooooooooooo i wanna do the 3.5 k not the 5.5 mile, well all the shapes and sizes people where i wanna be set off and the "marathon man" andy is left with the mo farrah and sebastian co, off we go... are these two kidding me? we are sprinting down the bloody road, so now we are in the dark on these backs streets i have no clue where i am how far weve gone and where the nearest hospital is at, i am proper struggling along behind them puffing and panting while they cruise along talking aboiut the weather like there sitting in the beer garden on a sunny day, i feel like ive done 10 miles at a sprint but on we go, we must be nearly home by now im shattered but on we go, then like an angel shining down from a cloud we come across a level crossing where the barriers are just coming down, i could have cried tears of joy, so that gives me a second to recover and we are off again, after 30 seconds im in the same mess i was before the crossing but now im dropping back...and back....this is embarrasing now, they are waiting for me at the corners, im shouting go on im fine hoping to god they ****** off so i can walk back or get a taxi, we eventually arrive back at the shop we started at, they are fresh as daisys and i am seriously doubting my need to be doing this to myself,
everyone was nice, the guvna asks me how it went and i say, well they slowed me down a bit but i didnt mind, now how could you not find that funny? well they didnt, oh well lol, its a rule not to judge anything on the first try (hence 2 kids) so ill give it another go next week, but it gets a 3 out of 10 so it needs to get better fast especially with a price tag of £15 a year membership, not alot to lose lol