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<blockquote data-quote="semiphonic" data-source="post: 625741" data-attributes="member: 97458"><p>I want to chuck in over exuberant shop assistants. Actually just exuberant shop assistants will do, they don't even have to be over exuberant.</p><p></p><p>This exchange actually happened today when I went to buy some floor cleaner from a 'just less than £1' shop</p><p></p><p>"Cashier number 2 please"</p><p></p><p>Me - "Hi" as I plonk down my floor cleaner</p><p>Cashier - "Hi" and he's jigging around</p><p>Me - <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite56" alt=":shifty:" title="Shifty :shifty:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":shifty:" /></p><p>Cashier - 'jigging around'</p><p>Me - <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite56" alt=":shifty:" title="Shifty :shifty:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":shifty:" /></p><p>Cashier - 'jigging around'</p><p>Me - "Do you need the toilet?"</p><p>Cashier - "No!!!!"</p><p>Me - "Why are you jigging around then?"</p><p>Cashier - "I'm happy!!!!"</p><p>Me - "There's a queue"</p><p>Cashier - "Yes!!!!" and jigging around</p><p>Me - "I just want to pay for this" and indicate towards my floor cleaner</p><p>Cashier - 'jigging around'</p><p>Me - <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite56" alt=":shifty:" title="Shifty :shifty:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":shifty:" /></p><p>Cashier - 'jigging around'</p><p>Me - "Please, take my money"</p><p>Cashier - 'jigging around'</p><p>Me - <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite56" alt=":shifty:" title="Shifty :shifty:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":shifty:" /></p><p>Cashier - "Do you want to buy some angel cake?" Making a sweeping motion over the till area towards some prepacked pink stuff.....</p><p>Me - "What?"</p><p>Cashier - "Angel cake. Do you want some?" </p><p>Me - "No"</p><p>Cashier - "Oh go on!!!!" Jigging around</p><p>Me - "No, I just want this floor cleaner"</p><p>Cashier - "But Angel Cake is lovely!!!!"</p><p>Me - "I'm diabetic"</p><p>Cashier - "<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite69" alt=":wideyed:" title="Wide Eyed :wideyed:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":wideyed:" /> 99p please sir"</p><p>Me - "Keep the change, douchebag"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="semiphonic, post: 625741, member: 97458"] I want to chuck in over exuberant shop assistants. Actually just exuberant shop assistants will do, they don't even have to be over exuberant. This exchange actually happened today when I went to buy some floor cleaner from a 'just less than £1' shop "Cashier number 2 please" Me - "Hi" as I plonk down my floor cleaner Cashier - "Hi" and he's jigging around Me - :shifty: Cashier - 'jigging around' Me - :shifty: Cashier - 'jigging around' Me - "Do you need the toilet?" Cashier - "No!!!!" Me - "Why are you jigging around then?" Cashier - "I'm happy!!!!" Me - "There's a queue" Cashier - "Yes!!!!" and jigging around Me - "I just want to pay for this" and indicate towards my floor cleaner Cashier - 'jigging around' Me - :shifty: Cashier - 'jigging around' Me - "Please, take my money" Cashier - 'jigging around' Me - :shifty: Cashier - "Do you want to buy some angel cake?" Making a sweeping motion over the till area towards some prepacked pink stuff..... Me - "What?" Cashier - "Angel cake. Do you want some?" Me - "No" Cashier - "Oh go on!!!!" Jigging around Me - "No, I just want this floor cleaner" Cashier - "But Angel Cake is lovely!!!!" Me - "I'm diabetic" Cashier - ":wideyed: 99p please sir" Me - "Keep the change, douchebag" [/QUOTE]
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