Ok I'm going to stop posting silly things now and get on the topic of wonky willies
Hello everybody, my name is Millerite and I have a wonky willy.
Mine was caused by thrush. (yes blokes get it too) and from a recent poll taken by a number of ex girlfriends, along with the common cold and stumping one's toe, the effects are far worse for men than they are for women.
Get yourself down the docs, or to a GU clinic, the first few times I went I was given some hypo-allergenic stuff to clean with, and prescribed what was in effect canisten. after a few more times I was given a wink, and greeted by my first name. nice bunch at the GU clinic.
Note. The nurse will likely ask if you want a testicle examination to check for testicular cancer? I'd suggest taking her up on that, as cancer is a very serious thing.
But maybe you're too shy to go and get interfered with by nurses. if so, I'll tell you what I do.
As I now know that what I get is thrush and is easily treated with canisten. don't bother the lovely nurses with the warm hands at the GU clinic, but rather just deal with the issue myself.
with me, the reason the foreskin is tight and won't draw back, is because it's swollen. at first it looks normal because the swelling is on the inside. this can get a lot worse if not treated soon.
so it's best to sort it ASAP.
I soak a flannel in clod water, and dab the end of my swollen member with it. the flannel gets warm, so I soak it again and we go full circle.
after a few gentle rubs with the flannel, I start to wipe inside the foreskin, it can take a little while for the forskin to loosen, but I think it;s the cold that eases the swelling.
As the swelling eases, I can start to pull the foreskin back slightly. I then keep cooling the flannel with water, and then start dabbing and wiping gentle at the foreskin.
This is repeated until the foreskin can be pulled back entirely. Then I clean the end of the penis, as there is usually a build up of thrush. Once it's totally clean, I apply Canisten and then push the foreskin forward.
I do this before I go to sleep and after waking in the morning, if i had the time during the day, I'd probably do it once then as well.
If this is the same thing as you have, then i couldn't say how long it would take to clear up, with me it's taken anywhere from a few weeks to a month, but that because my girlfriend is a sex pest that won't leave it along whilst it's healing.
Note on healing. I say healing, as if the foreskin is forced back, then it can split, which hurts and as i take forever to heal, it often takes a while. I'm trying not to give tips here, as I'm not a doctor, so I'll say that in my case, I'd probably heal up and get rid of the thrush sooner, if I didn't have a sex pest for a girlfriend.
Note on girlfriend and thrush.
When i first got thrush, I had an almighty row with my girlfriend at the time, as i thought that it was a sexually transmitted thing, and that she'd caught it off someone and given it to me.
Although that could in theory be the case for some people, I now know that as a diabetic I'm prone to get thrush, and have found that it is usually after sex. ie until recently I hadn't had sex for 3 years, and then not long after getting with my now girlfriend, guess what's made an unwanted comeback?
So. It might be thrush, if so go see someone about it or clean it yourself,
Has this addressed your question to a satisfactory extent?