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Menzies Campbell .................................
How does one pronounce "Menzies"?................Menzees? perhaps?
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Someone should've told him he needs a new black gown,
look at it, it looks like a fault on the image. lol
And well done again Thundercat.
Aaaand of course, well done izzzi and carty.
Please read the following very carefully........................
An Extraordinary Annual General Meeting for Committee member's was held at short notice yesterday,
Wednesday April 2nd at 12:01am in the Borough's Co-operative and Drinking Men's Club adjacent to
Lord Pineapple's Barrow Boy's Unionist Halls opposite the Denny and Loanhead gasometer on Canal Street
down by the old Wheel-tappers and Shunter's Model Railway Club's corrugated tin shed headquarters.
No ordinary members were present however, to avoid any possible gossip and rumour spreading throughout
the city, it was deemed a fine thing to invite the lonely young ladies who frequently meet and talk to lonely car
owners who drive and park for short periods in Canal Street.
These poor lonely young ladies were invited in to serve tea and biscuits and any other service they were
willing to provide the Committee members.
NOTE.
Such a serious situation has arisen that all committee members agreed it would only be right, just
and proper to issue the following short statement......
We, the officers and gentlemen, Pall Bearers and Choristers of the "Who Are They" Official Committee
sadly announce that due to circumstances beyond our control.......
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t is very doubtful anyone will guess the next "subject" correctly.
We apologise and assure all members that lessons have been learned from this unfortunate incident.
Yours sincerely.
willie.