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Fantasy jobs for forum members

Sable_Jan as the new Barbara Woodhouse dog trainer extraordinaire

Eddie1968 as an internationally famous TV and film comedian

Chris Lowe as a wedding organiser for the jet set

Kat as Santa Claus

Debrasue as a world renowned authoress (you are already)

KevinPotts as a more famous landscape gardener than Capability Brown

Trachet as a multi Olympic gold medal cyclist

Nicola as the queen of Great British Bake Off replacing Mary Berry

Ickihun as a leading scientist in diabetes research who discovers a cure for us all

ClivetheDrive & Molly as Posh and Becks Clive being a formula one driver of coaches winning the Monte Carlo Grand Prix and Molly outselling Barbara Cartland in romantic novels

RoseofSharon as a high class fashion designer dressing the A-list celebs

Haha I wish!! Would be nice though.......
 
Great thread, @Diakat!

I agree with several of those already mentioned and have a few ideas of my own:

@Cumberland as a restaurant reviewer and TV chef
@Sable_Jan running a dog training/dog-walking agency
@KevinPotts with his own gardening show and moonlighting as an on-the-ground live interviewer for runners of the London Marathon
@ickihun as a TV experts on diabetes
@eddie1968 as an eccentric IT wizard with a penchant for dogs
@liam1955 as the owner of an upmarket cake shop & cafeteria, with a sideline as an antique jewellery reviewer
@Diamum5972, with her pants on over her trousers, running a drop-in centre for arts and crafts
@13lizanne running a counselling service for the beleaguered spouses of recently-retired husbands and a husband-walking agency
@jay hay-char as a retired Admiral of the fleet, now specialising in reviewing county fairs
@chris lowe as the manager of several famous musicians, with a hat shop on the side (and a secret obsession with Christmas markets)
@PenfoldAPD running private weekly gourmet flights to the south of France
@Robinredbreast as an undercover animal rights activator
@maureen5752 as a cultural ambassador
@Galja as a foreign correspondent
@Kat100 as a cat
and me?
I'd be reclining on a day-bed, being fed peeled grapes by Hugh Jackman in a leopard-skin loincloth (that's HJ in the loincloth, not me).
 
Great thread, @Diakat!

I agree with several of those already mentioned and have a few ideas of my own:

@Cumberland as a restaurant reviewer and TV chef
@Sable_Jan running a dog training/dog-walking agency
@KevinPotts with his own gardening show and moonlighting as an on-the-ground live interviewer for runners of the London Marathon
@ickihun as a TV experts on diabetes
@eddie1968 as an eccentric IT wizard with a penchant for dogs
@liam1955 as the owner of an upmarket cake shop & cafeteria, with a sideline as an antique jewellery reviewer
@Diamum5972, with her pants on over her trousers, running a drop-in centre for arts and crafts
@13lizanne running a counselling service for the beleaguered spouses of recently-retired husbands and a husband-walking agency
@jay hay-char as a retired Admiral of the fleet, now specialising in reviewing county fairs
@chris lowe as the manager of several famous musicians, with a hat shop on the side (and a secret obsession with Christmas markets)
@PenfoldAPD running private weekly gourmet flights to the south of France
@Robinredbreast as an undercover animal rights activator
@maureen5752 as a cultural ambassador
@Galja as a foreign correspondent
@Kat100 as a cat
and me?
I'd be reclining on a day-bed, being fed peeled grapes by Hugh Jackman in a leopard-skin loincloth (that's HJ in the loincloth, not me).
Uncanny some of the similarities running through the names though
 
RobinRedBreast

As an old peoples home inspector for retired movie stars in Hollywood
 
Surely that means @azure for PM as she is always diplomatic in amswers to questions.
 
Lol :D That made me chuckle :D

Actually, you would make an excellent PM.
Vote for Azure:)
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Great thread, @Diakat!

I agree with several of those already mentioned and have a few ideas of my own:

@Cumberland as a restaurant reviewer and TV chef
@Sable_Jan running a dog training/dog-walking agency
@KevinPotts with his own gardening show and moonlighting as an on-the-ground live interviewer for runners of the London Marathon
@ickihun as a TV experts on diabetes
@eddie1968 as an eccentric IT wizard with a penchant for dogs
@liam1955 as the owner of an upmarket cake shop & cafeteria, with a sideline as an antique jewellery reviewer
@Diamum5972, with her pants on over her trousers, running a drop-in centre for arts and crafts
@13lizanne running a counselling service for the beleaguered spouses of recently-retired husbands and a husband-walking agency
@jay hay-char as a retired Admiral of the fleet, now specialising in reviewing county fairs
@chris lowe as the manager of several famous musicians, with a hat shop on the side (and a secret obsession with Christmas markets)
@PenfoldAPD running private weekly gourmet flights to the south of France
@Robinredbreast as an undercover animal rights activator
@maureen5752 as a cultural ambassador
@Galja as a foreign correspondent
@Kat100 as a cat
and me?
I'd be reclining on a day-bed, being fed peeled grapes by Hugh Jackman in a leopard-skin loincloth (that's HJ in the loincloth, not me).

A winning list, well done :) (I like mine too) :)
 
Great thread, @Diakat!

I agree with several of those already mentioned and have a few ideas of my own:

@Cumberland as a restaurant reviewer and TV chef
@Sable_Jan running a dog training/dog-walking agency
@KevinPotts with his own gardening show and moonlighting as an on-the-ground live interviewer for runners of the London Marathon
@ickihun as a TV experts on diabetes
@eddie1968 as an eccentric IT wizard with a penchant for dogs
@liam1955 as the owner of an upmarket cake shop & cafeteria, with a sideline as an antique jewellery reviewer
@Diamum5972, with her pants on over her trousers, running a drop-in centre for arts and crafts
@13lizanne running a counselling service for the beleaguered spouses of recently-retired husbands and a husband-walking agency
@jay hay-char as a retired Admiral of the fleet, now specialising in reviewing county fairs
@chris lowe as the manager of several famous musicians, with a hat shop on the side (and a secret obsession with Christmas markets)
@PenfoldAPD running private weekly gourmet flights to the south of France
@Robinredbreast as an undercover animal rights activator
@maureen5752 as a cultural ambassador
@Galja as a foreign correspondent
@Kat100 as a cat
and me?
I'd be reclining on a day-bed, being fed peeled grapes by Hugh Jackman in a leopard-skin loincloth (that's HJ in the loincloth, not me).

My secret obsession would be to close them all & only let them open on 24th Dec


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