The wife got......

[Jc3131]

the perfect man in her secret Santa thing at work.

Ideal because I thought they didn't exist.

Is there such a thing? The perfect Gent? Surely it's in a woman's mind.

Well he cannot do the dishes, as he floats.

Cannot do the ironing as he can't lift it and he will melt.

Cannot even open the oven door.

But....

He loves Bud light, one of the lads.

But and a big but, I caught him steeling my Pringles. And this was after calculating my carbs.

The perfect gent has no shame.


Sorry for this post, but after few xmas drinks and the wife finding the perfect man.

I just had to prove that no such thing exists. Especially if he is insulin dependant as he would just burst at the sight of an insulin pen and needle

 

[chris lowe]

Well,he’s not that perfect - he can’t spell! Embaress ???

 

[Jc3131]

Well,he’s not that perfect - he can’t spell! Embaress ???

Ha, I've just noticed that, but it's ok I'm not perfect.

 

[chris lowe]

Ha, I've just noticed that, but it's ok I'm not perfect.

 

[Jc3131]

And he's not lifted the toilet seat, and dribbled all over the floor.

I really have no life at the moment, but this little inflatable fella has made me laugh (on my own).

 

[wolfie11969]

Thankyou for that, it has given me a chuckle this morning.

I can remember buying my hubby for a stocking filler a voodoo ex. Basically you stuck pins in what was supposed to be your ex and cast spells hoping they would work. He had great fun with that