Recent Content by evilhamster

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Re: Paddy on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. :clap: :clap:

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Hi darling, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at...

Maggie, a blonde city girl, marries a New Zealand dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Maggie, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the rail above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him...

i got some from sainsbury's

little jenny has fallen asleep in class. Her teacher suddenly snaps out, "Jennifer, who made the world?" Little Johnny has a crush on her, and he pokes her in the back with a pencil. She sits up and screams "God Almighty!" The teacher nods, and a few minutes later she spins and demands "Jenny...

guess the nhs dosn't know about the sd codefree meter test strips cost about the same as the urine sticks :crazy:

i use them to store my meds in got a bout 60 days meds ready in the tubs just pick a new one up each day and its great for going on hols you just take 1 tub for each days holiday :thumbup:

only happened to me once but it did hit me in the face was in the staff canteen at the time so put a few people of there lunch :twisted: