Is Santa diabetic?

[mist]

He's been in the delivery business a long time now, he's not in the best of shape, he eats like a boss one night each year and then spends the rest of the year hibernating. He doesn't exercise and is carried everywhere by his trusty reindeer (two of which are confirmed to have diabetes) so it begs the question..is he one of us?

 

[asparagusp]

Yes but going up and down chimneys involves a lot of physical effort! lol Life would be easier for him though if he lost weight by going on that wonderful LCHF diet! Sorry Santa - no more mince pies!

 

[mist]

Yes but going up and down chimneys involves a lot of physical effort! lol Life would be easier for him though if he lost weight by going on that wonderful LCHF diet! Sorry Santa - no more mince pies!

You make a valid point. However, there is some evidence to suggest that he actually has one of his elves accompany him and that's it is he, who actually traverses the narrow chimneys and not Santa at all.

Photographic evidence of this was captured back in 1978 but recent analysis of the photo showed potential photoshop trickery.

 

[MikeTurin]

Saint Nicolas of Myra was depicted as a skinny man.

I don't know when become a fatty guy, called himself Santa Claus, and got a beard

 

[mist]

@MikeTurin Here is the culprit

It does look **** tasty though..

 

[jay hay-char]

Photographic evidence of this was captured back in 1978 but recent analysis of the photo showed potential photoshop trickery.

..... and time travel?

 

[asparagusp]

Lots of evidence online showing it's Santa who squeezes himself down (and up?) the chimney!

 

[mist]

..... and time travel?

I knew it was coming. Yes, Photoshop itself is capable of time travel. This was confirmed in 2001 by Bill Gates, you probably remember hearing about it on the news. Photoshop flatout denied the accusations, but we all know, there is nothing Photoshop cannot do.

 

[mist]

Lots of images online showing it's Santa who squeezes himself down (and up?) the chimney!

This is what he wants you to believe.

Illuminati confirmed

 

[jay hay-char]

Lots of evidence online showing it's Santa who squeezes himself down (and up?) the chimney!

His body isn't the only thing that Santa squeezes down the chimney

 

[mist]

His body isn't the only thing that Santa squeezes down the chimney

He just wants to add a log to the fire..

 

[asparagusp]

 

[mist]

Explosives are always the right choice..

 

[phila]

I heard he eats penguins rather than kitkats as they have no chocolate

 

[mist]

I heard he eats penguins rather than kitkats as they have no chocolate

He eats whatever he can get his fat fingers on. The reason certain certain animals go extinct? Yep, it's Santa!

He ate all the Megalodons!

 

[peterjones6000]

It must have been a none regulation chimney,,,,,EU legislations state that all chimneys must be of a size to allow all fat Ar&% MP's MEPs to use as an escape route if asked any embarassing questions (eg; what do you really do?) but now Brexit is in the air.....Well???????

 

[mist]

It must have been a none regulation chimney,,,,,EU legislations state that all chimneys must be of a size to allow all fat Ar&% MP's MEPs to use as an escape route if asked any embarassing questions (eg; what do you really do?) but now Brexit is in the air.....Well???????

You speak the truth, you are obviously not an MP

 

[Shaydollar811]

Hahahahah