Is it April Fools Day?

[Member496333]

To soothe the nerves, it’s been reported that Nero’s now sells coffee infused bacon.

Gordon Bennett.

 

[Caeseji]

Love that emoji. It’s universally great.

I used it in your honour, Jim.

 

[Member496333]

I used it in your honour, Jim.

 

[Bluetit1802]

Cheese is also on the banned list, along with olive oil.

 

[Bluetit1802]

Not laughing st you - laughing at the daft cream advert ban.

I laughed my socks off when I read it.

 

[Jaylee]

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/ukne...-to-follow-its-own-junk-food-rules/ar-BBWfpG0

I thought you were joking, @Bluetit1802 , so checked it out.

"Before Christmas, advertising executives at TfL were preparing for the ban, and redesigned a Christmas advert for Time Out Magazine because they thought the moon looked too much like a Christmas pudding. "

... Whilst others theorise it's an alien mothership prepping for invasion...


The sales of bottled water must be doing well?

 

[porl69]

... Whilst others theorise it's an alien mothership prepping for invasion...

Let us prey that they come and take all the stoopid people away

 

[Jaylee]

Let us prey that they come and take all the stoopid people away

Alas, I feel they may have been cloning them for years...

 

[KK123]

I'm surprised they haven't replaced it with the eatwell plate.

 

[Grumpy ole thing]

daaahlings, isn't every day April Fool's day?

 

[britishpub]

"The new rules were welcomed by celebrity chefs including Jamie Oliver and Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall"

Numpties

The closest either of these fools have come to being an actual Chef, are jobs as sous-chefs at the River Cafe.

 

[Guzzler]

Bet TFL still allow the McDonalds/KFC/Wendys advertising, though. Money talks.

And with that, here comes my tea, roasted belly pork and I might just top it off with a creamed coffee. Job's a goodun.

 

[Mr_Pot]

If TfL need a replacement for the Wimbledon poster, this would be my favourite.

 

[Guzzler]

If TfL need a replacement for the Wimbledon poster, this would be my favourite.
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Gosh! That poster must be forty years old by now! Wonder if she ever found her drawers.

 

[Mr_Pot]

Gosh! That poster must be forty years old by now! Wonder if she ever found her drawers.

Her dress from the poster is in the Wimbledon museum but not her underwear as far as I know.

 

[Bluetit1802]

Her dress from the poster is in the Wimbledon museum but not her underwear as far as I know.

She wasn't wearing any