Facts

[Pura Vida]

grandmother is
giving directions to her grown grandson
who

is coming to
visit with his wife.


"You come to the front door of the
apartment. I am in apartment
301 . There is a big panel at the
front door. With your elbow ,
push button 301. I will buzz you
in. Come inside, the elevator is
on the right. Get in, and with
your elbow , push 3. When you get
out, I'm on the left. With your
elbow , hit my doorbell."


"Grandma, that sounds easy, but,
why am I hitting all these buttons
with my elbow?
..........



"What . . . .. ... You coming empty
handed?"


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Why
Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down
through
the family.


An old Italian man is dying. He calls his
grandson to his bedside,
Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you
to take-a my chrome
plated ..38 revolver so you will always
remember me."


"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How
about you leave me
your Rolex watch instead?"


"You lissina
me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you
gonna have
a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a
couple of
bambinos. "


"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda
you wife inna bed
with another man.
"Whatta you gonna do
then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'times up' "?


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You hang in there,
Sunshine!