A Russian, a Cuban and two American musicians - a guitarist and a banjo player - are in the same compartment on a train. The Russian boasts that they have so much vodka in his country it is practically worthless and throws a bottle of premium vodka out of the train window. The Cuban boasts that they have so many fine cigars in his country they too are worthless and throws a box of fine cuban cigars from the window. The American says nothing. He just stands up and throws the banjo player out of the window.
What do you call a good musician at a banjo contest? Lost
What is the definition of an oxymoron? Banjo tuning
What do you throw a drowning banjo player? His banjo
Guitarist - Doctor, doctor I've broken my strings
Doctor - Don't fret about it
What does a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common? They both suck when they are plugged in
What is a professional musicians ultimate sexual fantasy? A girlfriend with a job
What is the definition of perfect pitch in a harmonica? It doesn't touch the sides when thrown in the bin
What happens when you play a blues song backwards? You're released from prison, you wife returns to you and your dog comes back to life. :roll: :roll:
What do you call a good musician at a banjo contest? Lost
What is the definition of an oxymoron? Banjo tuning
What do you throw a drowning banjo player? His banjo
Guitarist - Doctor, doctor I've broken my strings
Doctor - Don't fret about it
What does a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common? They both suck when they are plugged in
What is a professional musicians ultimate sexual fantasy? A girlfriend with a job
What is the definition of perfect pitch in a harmonica? It doesn't touch the sides when thrown in the bin
What happens when you play a blues song backwards? You're released from prison, you wife returns to you and your dog comes back to life. :roll: :roll:
