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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Scott! Scott who? Scott nothing to do with you??

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Señor! Señor who? Seen your underpants!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock knock Who’s there? Oops I did it again.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Disguise! Disguise who? This guy is your boy friend!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? to! to who? to Whom!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? leena! leena who? Leena little closer and I will tell you!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Howl! Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Doughnut! Doughnut who? Doughnut worry it is just a joke!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Thermos! Thermos who? Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Armageddon! Armageddon who? Armageddon out of here!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Cheese! Cheese who? Cheese a cute girl!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Butch! Butch who? Butch your little arms around me!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Doris! Doris who? Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Cash! Cash who? No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!

Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish? A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Q: What's the definition of a minor second? A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.

Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist? A: Pick on someone your own size!

Q: How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it.

Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a lawnmower? A: Vibrato.

Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It's all in the grip.