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Used as a pick up line by an unsuccessful bloke in night clubs:"I'll give you the best two minutes you've ever experienced!" At least he was honest!;)

Our Grand parents seem to be happier back then:):woot:;)

Dear Jayden, You must get better fast so we can play together soon!!!! Love, Peppa Pig :);):D

Russian man goes to department store. "I vant somethink to stop smell from body.I think you call deodorant". "We have ball and aerosol". "No! I need for armpit!":p

He will be the most handsome page boy at next months wedding!!!(great incentive for a fast recovery:)) Great news that he's out of intensive care! Our love, thoughts and prayers are still coming in as he gets better and better each day........................

Love and prayers are heading your way from all around the world........God bless........

"Go the Blues!!!!!" (only Aussies would know what this means:))

After celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, the elderly gentleman was asked: "What is your secret to a successful marriage?" He replied: "I've been following this mantra for 50 years and it works!" What is that mantra?" "YES DEAR";)

Just following the thread of cats & Diabetes!!!;)

This actually happened: My daughter needed help with her grade 5 assignment in Social Studies. "Describe in your own words:What is a 'hung -parliament" With my assistance, she wrote:"When there is no party in parliament with a majority of seats, it's called a hung parliament" i got her to add...

My turn to derail the thread!!!:inpain: