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Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Hi darling, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at...

Maggie, a blonde city girl, marries a New Zealand dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Maggie, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the rail above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him...

little jenny has fallen asleep in class. Her teacher suddenly snaps out, "Jennifer, who made the world?" Little Johnny has a crush on her, and he pokes her in the back with a pencil. She sits up and screams "God Almighty!" The teacher nods, and a few minutes later she spins and demands "Jenny...