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I just watch it for the kicks!

World Cup officials have banned the Mexican Wave - fans are up in arms!

I knew the meeting of the Pessimists Society would be a disappointment - the room was half empty!

The man who swallowed a miniature vacuum cleaner had a rough night but is now picking up nicely

I gather reincarnation is making a comeback!

What's the best cheese to conceal the taste of horse meat? Mascarpone!

Tennis player Steffi Graff has got a sister who is extremely good at telling if someone is lying or not. Her name is Polly.

Does the arachnophobia society have a website? :eek:

What do you get if you cross a box with squirrel intestines? Thrown out of the polling station! (Seen online)

Queen guitarist Brian May has a PhD in astrophysics, despite him once saying "Mercury is a star"

A sister at the local convent has great insight and understanding. She is known as Nun the Wiser

The owner of a fashion brand released her own fragrance, but it wasn't popular with the others in the car...

Monday marks the start of Diarrhoea Awareness Week. Runs 'til Friday.

The Prince of Wales is now selling toupees. They're very realistic and his company is called Hair Apparent.

I lost money betting on a horse. I should have realised that Tank Top was a lousy jumper!

On Sunday, here in the UK we put our clocks forwards. That gave us a whole hour without any rain!

Don't try playing tennis with bagpipes - they make a terrible racket!

An explosion at a clothes factory resulted in many casual tees. My friend was showing off that he knew everything about Pride and Prejudice. I told him to stop being so Austentatious. They say that David Jason set a new level for British comedy with that famous pub scene, but it was the...

I coughed up two pawns, a knight and a rook - suspected chess infection. Probably from sitting in draughts...