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On Sunday, here in the UK we put our clocks forwards. That gave us a whole hour without any rain!

Diabolical jokes! :happy:

Don't try playing tennis with bagpipes - they make a terrible racket!

An explosion at a clothes factory resulted in many casual tees. My friend was showing off that he knew everything about Pride and Prejudice. I told him to stop being so Austentatious. They say that David Jason set a new level for British comedy with that famous pub scene, but it was the...

I coughed up two pawns, a knight and a rook - suspected chess infection. Probably from sitting in draughts...

"I got sour and chunky" :happy::happy::happy:

Evidently, the UK weather decided against doing Dry January!

total eclipse! :happy::happy::happy:

Basic idea seen online

Apparently, Luciano Pavrotti had a camper van - it was a Nissan Dormer. Also, T-shirt is an abbreviation for Tyrannosaurus shirt - so named 'cos it has very short arms!

1) Men - easily turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed - forget your wife's birthday! 2) My dogs are called Calvin and Klein After the brand of underwear? Well, they are boxers!

I'm surprised Santa is still delivering presents reliably every Christmas Eve - I heard his whole operation is fly by night!

Tall, skinny ... :hilarious:

I can only remember 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why...

Thanks for the revelations. Remembering God's promises can help avoid lamentations...

I'm exhausted so I must go to Romania. I need to go to book a rest...