Pura Vida
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LouisianaA senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying, "When the end of the worldcomes, I hope to be in Louisiana ..."When asked why, he replied, "I’d rather be in Louisiana ‘cause everythang happensin Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world."MississippiThe young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said tohis buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"Bubba replied, "Did y’all see who it was?"The young man answered, "I couldn’t tell, but I got the license number."North CarolinaA man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road,and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.Then he got back in the car to wait.A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turnedaround and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The manreplied, "I got a flat tahr.” The passerby asked, "But what’s with the flowers?"The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in thefront and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."TennesseeA Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65.The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"The driver replied, "Bout whut?"TexasThe Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-upinto the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch?Don’t you see that sign right over your head.""Yep," he replied. "That’s why I’m dumpin’ it here, ‘cause it says:‘Fine For Dumping Garbage.’"Y’all kin say whut y’all want ‘about the South, but y’all never heard o’ nobody retirin’ an’ movin’ North. Have ya?
