martwolves
Well-Known Member
- Messages
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- Location
- Wolverhampton
- Type of diabetes
- Type 1
- Dislikes
- Selfish people, arseholes who think they know it all, ignoramuses, chavs and people with no manners. People who play music on the bus or train full blast on their phones.
Two cannibals ares tucking into a clown they captured. One asks the other, "does this taste funny to you".
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Two cannibals are adrift in the ocean in their canoe. They've been stranded for days without any food. The first cannibal says, "I'm starving! If we're not rescued by tomorrow morning I'm going to chop my willy off and eat it". Exhausted, they fall asleep. In the early hours the first cannibal is woke up to find the 2nd cannibal stroking his willy. "What the hell do you think you're doing he asks? "Well, if you're going to chop it off, I wanted to make sure there's enough for both of us" he replies.
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Why did the mexican push his wife over a cliff?
Tequila.
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Two cannibals are adrift in the ocean in their canoe. They've been stranded for days without any food. The first cannibal says, "I'm starving! If we're not rescued by tomorrow morning I'm going to chop my willy off and eat it". Exhausted, they fall asleep. In the early hours the first cannibal is woke up to find the 2nd cannibal stroking his willy. "What the hell do you think you're doing he asks? "Well, if you're going to chop it off, I wanted to make sure there's enough for both of us" he replies.
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Why did the mexican push his wife over a cliff?
Tequila.
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