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50 shades of grey

Scandichic

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Three guys were planning a fishing trip for the weekend. Later Bob phones to say sorry, his wife wants him at home. So they go off and are surprised to find Bob already setting up camp by the lake. They ask whether his wife relented and let him go. "Well", say Bob, "she has been reading this book 'Fifty Shades of Grey' and she asked me to tie her to the bed, naked, and said "Do anything you want". "So here I am"
 
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