Pura Vida
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A little Senior humor ....
OLD FOLKS HOME new rules
On her first day at the senior complex the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules:
"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this point, an older lady named Betty stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass?"
A little Senior humor ....
OLD FOLKS HOME new rules
On her first day at the senior complex the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules:
"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this point, an older lady named Betty stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass?"