My name is Walter Winterbotham and I live in a windmill near Windermere with my wise and winsome wife Wilhelmina
and a wilfully wayward wirehaired wolfhound named Wofgang.
My work is wrestling with world wide web widgets, and to relax I woodturn wacky wickerwork wheelbarrows, or walk, wandering widdershins through the wilderness in my waterproof wellies, whistling and waltzing along the way. and other weary weekend wayfarers are welcome to share my wonderful (er - what??!) meals of whelks, winkles, walnuts and watered-down whortleberry wine.