Pilgrim22
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A Scotsman appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything in your life of particular merit?", Saint Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing", the Scotsman replied.
"On a trip to the outskirts of Glasgow , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I asked them to leave her alone but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the **** out of all of you!' "
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"A couple of minutes ago."..
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"Have you ever done anything in your life of particular merit?", Saint Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing", the Scotsman replied.
"On a trip to the outskirts of Glasgow , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I asked them to leave her alone but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the **** out of all of you!' "
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"A couple of minutes ago."..
Sent from the Diabetes Forum App