Ahorism

[Pura Vida]

Ahorism is a statement of truth or opinion expressed
in a concise and witty manner .

♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble....but shouldn't that be an even number? ♦ I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom, until they are flashing behind you. ♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts. ♦ Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? ♦ America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote. ♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's common sense leaving your body ♦ My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that! ♦ I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night. ♦ Money talks ... but all mine ever says is good-bye. ♦ You're not fat, you're just easier to see. ♦ If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. ♦ I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?" ♦ The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient. Now, don’t you feel better knowing what an aphorism is?