WeeWillie
Well-Known Member
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- Location
- UK
- Type of diabetes
- Treatment type
- Insulin
- Dislikes
- Dictators who positively go out of their way to force misery, tears and fears, upon their countryman's lives.
Politicians who, in dealing with dictators, have a wishbone where a backbone should be.
A pregnant woman from Dublin was involved in a car crash and
falls into a deep coma.
She was asleep for nearly six months; when she wakes up she sees that
she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, 'Ma'am you had twins! a boy and a girl.
Your brother from Cork came in and named them.'
The woman thinks to herself, 'Oh No, not my brother... he's an idiot!'
She quickly asks the doctor, 'Tell me please, what's the girl's name?'
Denise replys the doctor.
'Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name please?'
'Denephew.'
falls into a deep coma.
She was asleep for nearly six months; when she wakes up she sees that
she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, 'Ma'am you had twins! a boy and a girl.
Your brother from Cork came in and named them.'
The woman thinks to herself, 'Oh No, not my brother... he's an idiot!'
She quickly asks the doctor, 'Tell me please, what's the girl's name?'
Denise replys the doctor.
'Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name please?'
'Denephew.'
Hee Hee. :thumbup:
