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Say you're an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself. The government says there's no Nursing Home care available for you.

So, what do you do? You opt for Part G.

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun (Part G) and four bullets.

You are allowed to shoot four politicians. This means, of course, that you'll be sent to prison where you'll receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating & air conditioning, cable TV, library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem.

Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They're all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a home.

And....you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it. And now, because you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes.

Is this a great country or what?

Now that we've solved your senior financial planning, enjoy your week.
 
That realy makes you think it is sad but it could be true
 
chris lowe said:
Say you're an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself. The government says there's no Nursing Home care available for you.

So, what do you do? You opt for Part G.

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun (Part G) and four bullets.

You are allowed to shoot four politicians. This means, of course, that you'll be sent to prison where you'll receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating & air conditioning, cable TV, library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem.

Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They're all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a home.

And....you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it. And now, because you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes.

Is this a great country or what?

Now that we've solved your senior financial planning, enjoy your week.
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Chris this is just So good, it's got to be so wrong.............. but so good :hilarious: :D
 
chris lowe said:
Not sure about being so wrong, I'm trying to work out the best time to do it to make sure I don't get out :hilarious:
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and get "life". Maybe not as you will be out in a few years. Have to be something really awful so "life means life", cheat the inland revenue springs to mind, murder and you would hardly be in any time at all.

My sister's neighbour went to jail for arson and when he came out said it was like a holiday camp; the only down side was not being able to get out and about and not being with his family. He had Sky telly, menu to choose from, games room, gym. Disgraceful.
 
I dont know the laws of GB, but maybe you even get a chance to select the 4 new pollies when election time comes around.?
 
Only 4; difficult decision; could we not get extra time inside for more just in case we live longer than expected with the great care we will be receiving? Be awful to get out too soon.
 
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