Pura Vida
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this is not new
She brings the duck in and hands it to the vet. The duck is limp and lifeless. The vet lays it on the exam table and takes out his stethoscope and says: "I'm sorry but your duck Cuddles is dead".
The woman rings her hands and says: "Are you sure?" You barely checked; she could just be in a coma."
"No," he said, "I'm sure."
"Please check some more", she said.
The doctor left the room and returned with a large black Labrador Retriever. The dog put his paws up on the table and sniffed the duck from bill to tail feathers. He then lowered his head and gave a low moan.
The vet took the Lab out and returned with a gray striped cat. When he placed the cat on the table, it carefully nosed the duck all over and then gave several pitiful mews.
The vet took the cat out and returned to tell the woman that there was no question; that her duck was dead. He then handed her a bill.
The woman looked at the statement and said: " A hundred and fifty dollars just to tell me my duck is dead!"
The vet explained: "It was just twenty dollars, but that was before the lab report and the cat scan."
She brings the duck in and hands it to the vet. The duck is limp and lifeless. The vet lays it on the exam table and takes out his stethoscope and says: "I'm sorry but your duck Cuddles is dead".
The woman rings her hands and says: "Are you sure?" You barely checked; she could just be in a coma."
"No," he said, "I'm sure."
"Please check some more", she said.
The doctor left the room and returned with a large black Labrador Retriever. The dog put his paws up on the table and sniffed the duck from bill to tail feathers. He then lowered his head and gave a low moan.
The vet took the Lab out and returned with a gray striped cat. When he placed the cat on the table, it carefully nosed the duck all over and then gave several pitiful mews.
The vet took the cat out and returned to tell the woman that there was no question; that her duck was dead. He then handed her a bill.
The woman looked at the statement and said: " A hundred and fifty dollars just to tell me my duck is dead!"
The vet explained: "It was just twenty dollars, but that was before the lab report and the cat scan."
