Ballad of the test strips

desidiabulum

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Some diabetic poetry:

Ballad of the test strips

Let all joys unconfined be!
A fasting score of 5.3!
Alas, I bid my joys adieu
When I awake to 8.2.
But then I feel myself in heaven
When after lunch I’m 6.7.
My trusty lancet stabs my fingers
And while the pearl of blood still lingers
I dab it with my FreeStyle Lite
To check that my blood sugar’s right.
This way I keep my sugars low
Without risk of the odd hypo,
Or monitor a low-carb diet
If Grazer thinks that I should try it.
This way (I know) my body may shun
Neuropathic complication.
And so the cry springs to my lips:
‘Oh give T2s our testing strips!’

(To help us in this crucial mission
Do please sign Grazer’s e-petition)
 

xyzzy

Well-Known Member
Messages
2,950
Type of diabetes
Other
Treatment type
Diet only
Dislikes
Undeserving authority figures of all kinds and idiots.
:clap: :clap: :clap:
 

Sid Bonkers

Well-Known Member
Messages
3,976
Type of diabetes
Type 2
Treatment type
Diet only
Dislikes
Customer helplines that use recorded menus that promise to put me through to the right person but never do - and being ill. Oh, and did I mention customer helplines :)
Very good :thumbup: