Wow, that is shocking from a diabetic specialist nurse! He/she should have her title stripped!Diabetic nurse - so your pancreas is dead.
Me - yes
DN - so it doesn't work at all
Me - no the organ is nercrotic and calcified
DN - so that's why you're Diabetic
Me - I would think so
DN - oh why don't they take it out
Me - cos the op is too risky for me and its not causing a problem cos its dead
DN - so you've got pancreatitis
Me -no
DN - but you must have pancreatitis
Me - Err I was lead to believe that dead things couldn't get inflamed
DN - oh Don't think I could walk around with a dead thing inside of me
Anyone remember the Monty Python Dead Parrot Sketch,
Sue x
Wow, that is shocking from a diabetic specialist nurse! He/she should have her title stripped![/QUOTE
Must admit, I've had some pretty awful things said to me by health professionals but this was one of the worse!
So I often see articles on here about the top 10 idiotic things normal people say about diabetes and they can be thoroughly irritating. However my pet peeve is when doctors, particularly endocrinologists come out with wonderful statements. Does anyone else have this experience or is it just me? Here are some of my recent and favourite examples.
5 year qualified registrar endocrinologist in London teaching hospital
Me: I was diagnosed in 1983.
Him: So is your diabetes established?
Me mentally No it's ***** temporary and will go away when I feel like it.
I explain to him how to inject two insulins at once.
Me: You take a syringe and a vial you draw up the long acting insulin then you put the syringe in the next vial draw up the short acting and inject.
Him: so you need 2 syringes?
Me: No, (I repeat previous sentence 2 more times with same response)
Various registrars
Him: I've never heard of animal insulin.
Me (on one occasion): I suggest you go look it up in your text book then.
Opthamologist at retinopathy clinic
Her: So how many years have you had type 1?
Me: 28
Her: and how many of those have you been on insulin for?
Me: 28
Her: Really?
Me (mentally) if only they'd stuck to calling it insulin dependent diabetes ...........
And the best of all... receiving an invitation to attend a glucose tolerance test when pregnant. Unfortunately I had just discovered I'd miscarried as well but still remain intrigued by the hospital that managed to send me an invitation for a test for the one condition I'm guaranteed not to get while pregnant! (For those who don't know the glucose tolerance test involves drinking lots of lucozade and testing your blood sugar after to see if you're at risk of gestational diabetes)
My general attitude to registrars now is give me the information I need (my hba1c and any other results) and let's politely cut this short. Also I tend to find the men are worse than the women as the women are more likely to have social skills and more likely to admit when they don't know something.
Does anyone else have similar experiences? Is this a feature of teaching hospitals?
DN: let's see if we can get you to 55
The above has stuck with me for the past few years. It's wormed it's way into my brain and since my heart attack in March it rings around my head constantly. The DN and i actually get on great though, it's was probably a witty remark (i hope)
The other best one (following a retinopathic bleed in my left eye):
Doc: so you're a diabetic?
Me: yes, type 1 on a pump
Doc: you're really a diabetic??
Me: yes, I'm on insulin
Doc: why are you diabetic?
Me: (feeling irritated) it happened in early childhood, the insulin producing cells got wiped out by my own immune system.
Doc: so why do you need a pump?
Me: it's how i administer my insulin
Doc: so why do you need insulin
My teenage son: OH MY GOD, she's a type 1 diabetic, THE INSULIN KEEPS HER ALIVE!!!
No joke !!
After an operation to seal a hole in the retina of my eye with some sight- I'm blind in the other- plus I had my leg in a plaster cast an eye surgeon said to me " Avoid playing contact sports for the next few months". I pointed out I was nearly blind and on crutches!
DN: let's see if we can get you to 55
The above has stuck with me for the past few years. It's wormed it's way into my brain and since my heart attack in March it rings around my head constantly. The DN and i actually get on great though, it's was probably a witty remark (i hope)
The other best one (following a retinopathic bleed in my left eye):
Doc: so you're a diabetic?
Me: yes, type 1 on a pump
Doc: you're really a diabetic??
Me: yes, I'm on insulin
Doc: why are you diabetic?
Me: (feeling irritated) it happened in early childhood, the insulin producing cells got wiped out by my own immune system.
Doc: so why do you need a pump?
Me: it's how i administer my insulin
Doc: so why do you need insulin
My teenage son: OH MY GOD, she's a type 1 diabetic, THE INSULIN KEEPS HER ALIVE!!!
No joke !!
Was 55 a reference to your age, or your hbA1c?
Nothing like any of these but does anyone else hate how some doctors like to use diabetes as an explanation for any and every symptom?
The next time it happens to me, I'm going to ask what the doc would be saying if I wasn't diabetic.If anyone is ever told by a doctor "it's your diabetes" just put on a very blank expression and say oh I've never heard of that before is it in the medical dictionary?
Result = a very red faced medic
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