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Pura Vida

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An opinion on Bitcoin that resonates alarm bells. Get out before all the Monkeys have gone.

*BITCOIN*



A lot of monkeys lived near a village.


One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys!


He announced that he will buy the monkeys @ $100 each.


The villagers thought that this man is mad.


They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys at $100 each?樂


Still, some people caught some monkeys and gave it to this merchant and he gave $100 for each monkey.


This news spread like wildfire and people caught monkeys and sold it to the merchant.


After a few days, the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 200 each.


The lazy villagers also ran around to catch the remaining monkeys!


They sold the remaining monkeys @ 200 each.


Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 500 each!


The villagers start to lose sleep! ... They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left and got 500 each.


The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.


Then the merchant announced that he is going home for a week. And when he returns, he will buy monkeys @ 1000 each!


He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought. He was alone taking care of all the monkeys in a cage.鸞


The merchant went home.


The villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell it at $1000 each.☹️


Then the employee told them that he will sell some monkeys @ 700 each secretly.


This news spread like fire. Since the merchant buys monkey @ 1000 each, there is a 300 profit for each monkey.


The next day, villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.螺螺螺螺螺螺螺螺螺螺


The employee sold all the monkeys at 700 each. The rich bought monkeys in big lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys!


The villagers took care of their monkeys & waited for the merchant to return.


But nobody came! ...Then they ran to the employee...鸞


But he has already left too !


The villagers then realised that they have bought the useless stray monkeys @ 700 each and unable to sell them!


The Bitcoin will be the next monkey business


It will make a lot of people bankrupt and a few people filthy rich in this monkey business.


That' how it will work藍
 
An opinion on Bitcoin that resonates alarm bells. Get out before all the Monkeys have gone.

*BITCOIN*



A lot of monkeys lived near a village.


One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys!


He announced that he will buy the monkeys @ $100 each.


The villagers thought that this man is mad.


They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys at $100 each?樂


Still, some people caught some monkeys and gave it to this merchant and he gave $100 for each monkey.


This news spread like wildfire and people caught monkeys and sold it to the merchant.


After a few days, the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 200 each.


The lazy villagers also ran around to catch the remaining monkeys!


They sold the remaining monkeys @ 200 each.


Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 500 each!


The villagers start to lose sleep! ... They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left and got 500 each.


The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.


Then the merchant announced that he is going home for a week. And when he returns, he will buy monkeys @ 1000 each!


He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought. He was alone taking care of all the monkeys in a cage.鸞


The merchant went home.


The villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell it at $1000 each.☹️


Then the employee told them that he will sell some monkeys @ 700 each secretly.


This news spread like fire. Since the merchant buys monkey @ 1000 each, there is a 300 profit for each monkey.


The next day, villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.螺螺螺螺螺螺螺螺螺螺


The employee sold all the monkeys at 700 each. The rich bought monkeys in big lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys!


The villagers took care of their monkeys & waited for the merchant to return.


But nobody came! ...Then they ran to the employee...鸞


But he has already left too !


The villagers then realised that they have bought the useless stray monkeys @ 700 each and unable to sell them!


The Bitcoin will be the next monkey business


It will make a lot of people bankrupt and a few people filthy rich in this monkey business.


That' how it will work藍

I’ve always been skeptical about this bitcoin business. Some of my friends say they’re enjoying it but I fear.
 
Well, my advice to you is is that the best place to start looking for that type of information is definitely not in the Jokes and Humour section of a DIabetes Forum....:oops:o_O
 
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