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nomoredonuts

nomoredonuts

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Ok, so I was just sitting on the edge of the bed this morning having brought up two fresh mugs of tea. No bikkie and obviously no sugar these days. I turned or moved a pillow or something and the tray rocked. I didn't see the mug tip over, I just felt the scalding pain in my lap. Someone shrieked - probably me, and I jumped up throwing most of the second mug down me, the wall, the bed and the carpet. Wifey woke. Only now!! I dived into the bath, shedding boiling, clinging pyjamas, and turned the shower to cold. I'm guessing the hissing sounds were all in my imagination. After not enough time I emerged to find the drinks had been replaced but nobody had checked on my welfare, though I thought I could hear barely-suppressed titters from the kitchen. I've just spent the best part of an hour with a bag of frozen peas clutched to my family jewels...I've posted this under "Jokes and Humour", because I thought you all could do with a laugh too. :banghead:
 
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Oh you poor little soul! How are your gentleman's bits now? And the rest of you?
 
I'm not going to lie - they're bl**dy sore. But it's calmed down to a bad sunburn now. Like the first day on the nudie beach when you don't bother with the suncream...
 
I won't even dream of laughing - but you have my sympathy instead as I recently did something similar, tipping a mug of boiling hot cocoa down my front as I started upstairs. I spent three hours with a cooler bag icepack clutched tightly to my poor tum - fortunately I don't have any boys bits to ruin, but I still have some scars left from my attempt at boiling this old bag...

Robbity
 
Ha! A Boil-in-the-bag Robbity. That gives me an idea.
And I just realised I got Tea and Sympathy in equal measures! X
 
Oh, I did chuckle over this thread - in a caring way!
I've not been unfortunate enough to have ever boiled, scalded or set fire to any of my bits, but I did once end up being superglued into my bra, after gnawing on the lid of a pot of superglue in an attempt to get it to unscrew.
It worked - the entire top of the pot came off spectacularly.......... and it took me about four hours in the bath to peel myself out of my underwear with the handle of a spoon.
:(
 
nomoredonuts said:
Ok, so I was just sitting on the edge of the bed this morning having brought up two fresh mugs of tea. No bikkie and obviously no sugar these days. I turned or moved a pillow or something and the tray rocked. I didn't see the mug tip over, I just felt the scalding pain in my lap. Someone shrieked - probably me, and I jumped up throwing most of the second mug down me, the wall, the bed and the carpet. Wifey woke. Only now!! I dived into the bath, shedding boiling, clinging pyjamas, and turned the shower to cold. I'm guessing the hissing sounds were all in my imagination. After not enough time I emerged to find the drinks had been replaced but nobody had checked on my welfare, though I thought I could hear barely-suppressed titters from the kitchen. I've just spent the best part of an hour with a bag of frozen peas clutched to my family jewels...I've posted this under "Jokes and Humour", because I thought you all could do with a laugh too. :banghead:
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Ouch..............:inpain::inpain:, take care :)
nomoredonuts said:
I'm not going to lie - they're bl**dy sore. But it's calmed down to a bad sunburn now. Like the first day on the nudie beach when you don't bother with the suncream...
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TMI lol :shy:
 
debrasue said:
Oh, I did chuckle over this thread - in a caring way!
I've not been unfortunate enough to have ever boiled, scalded or set fire to any of my bits, but I did once end up being superglued into my bra, after gnawing on the lid of a pot of superglue in an attempt to get it to unscrew.
It worked - the entire top of the pot came off spectacularly.......... and it took me about four hours in the bath to peel myself out of my underwear with the handle of a spoon.
:(
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I reckon there's the basis of a comedy sketch here. I'll get writing.
 
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