If they are studying the effect of oral rinsing with sugar on athletic performance, then I think they should include a Long term study on rotting teeth and gum problems. Only seems fair.
Yes, it amazing what governments spend money on when health, education, food, and housing always seem underfunded. I would tell you about a study one of my sister’s friends did to get his PhD, but it was essentially porn, and the government funded it.! It was, however, and still is, good for a laugh.