Only for tomorrow mind, all as a result of going to surgery for annual check up
As always I like to post succinctly
here goes
Hello Mrs Pleasantly Nice how are you ?
I'm fine thank you - but curious why I didn't have a blood test before this appointment
Oh wern't you, I wonder why? .......... ahh I see, you're not on any medication now so they won't ask for a blood test
Oh! Well what about my HbA1c ?
Well Mrs Nice your result last year was 4.3 so everything is perfectly normal but tell me why are you so interested you are not diabetic ?
Well I test myself and I know I can't eat pasta, of cake without my readings being over 10 after 2 hours
OK well Mrs I'm liking you less - You shouldn't be testing - you are just getting random readings, they don't mean anything
Well they mean that I don't eat pasta but anyway how are they random when Type 1's do it to monitor insulin dosage
Oh well Type1's are a different kettle of fish and they know how much insulin to take
Shall we do your BP now ?
Oh Mrs Are You calming down Nice ... Well its a little high 158/77
Really? - I expect its 'cos I am a little stressed at the minute
Oh dear Mrs I can see you're not really calming down What is it you are stressed about ?
Well this is supposed to be my annual review, I haven't had a blood test - which means you don't know whether in the last year I have controlled my sugar levels or not there has been no cholesterol test done and in spite of last year having a note that I was drinking fare too much alcohol - no liver function either
So it seems the purpose of me coming all the way here, snarled up in traffic, trying to get here on time was just so that you could tell me my BP is a little high
Okay Mrs Stroppy ..... If it would ease your mind I could send you for a blood glucose test
Really?
Yes and then if we need to we could do an HbA1c after that - would that be helpful?
Yes I'm sure it would
Now Mrs You do seem to have chilled a bit ... what erm does your husband say about your wine drinking?
... .. Moving mouth - nothing coming out .......I'm sorry what do you mean
Well Mrs O M G I've set you off again - I just wondered if he umm said anything to you
Well yes sometimes he'll ask if he can have some - is that what you mean?
I was wondering Mrs Oh **** why did I have to have this one - Have you thought about joining a group in respect of you're over drinking
What like AA?
Yes, yes they can be very helpful - I've got a lovely old lady who I see, she's 82 she's not got a problem now but she still goes along to help the new ones
Well I'll certainly think about it - is that it?
Erm Mrs Not committed and Awkward - What about making an appointment to come back in a couple of weeks so we can monitor your BP?
No I think I'll be fine when I'm home and calmer
WHAT IS THE BL**DY POINT ?
Well there we are, our fantastic NHS
So one day this week I shall be having Cereals (have to go buy some) with at least 2 pieces of toast (have to buy some) with lashings of marmalade(have to buy that too), then trotting down to the phlebotomy girlies to get my blood glucose tested ( lets hope I don't get a random result - like what I gets at home !! )
Good health all
Gilly x
As always I like to post succinctly

Hello Mrs Pleasantly Nice how are you ?
I'm fine thank you - but curious why I didn't have a blood test before this appointment
Oh wern't you, I wonder why? .......... ahh I see, you're not on any medication now so they won't ask for a blood test
Oh! Well what about my HbA1c ?
Well Mrs Nice your result last year was 4.3 so everything is perfectly normal but tell me why are you so interested you are not diabetic ?
Well I test myself and I know I can't eat pasta, of cake without my readings being over 10 after 2 hours
OK well Mrs I'm liking you less - You shouldn't be testing - you are just getting random readings, they don't mean anything
Well they mean that I don't eat pasta but anyway how are they random when Type 1's do it to monitor insulin dosage
Oh well Type1's are a different kettle of fish and they know how much insulin to take
Shall we do your BP now ?
Oh Mrs Are You calming down Nice ... Well its a little high 158/77
Really? - I expect its 'cos I am a little stressed at the minute
Oh dear Mrs I can see you're not really calming down What is it you are stressed about ?
Well this is supposed to be my annual review, I haven't had a blood test - which means you don't know whether in the last year I have controlled my sugar levels or not there has been no cholesterol test done and in spite of last year having a note that I was drinking fare too much alcohol - no liver function either
So it seems the purpose of me coming all the way here, snarled up in traffic, trying to get here on time was just so that you could tell me my BP is a little high
Okay Mrs Stroppy ..... If it would ease your mind I could send you for a blood glucose test
Really?
Yes and then if we need to we could do an HbA1c after that - would that be helpful?
Yes I'm sure it would
Now Mrs You do seem to have chilled a bit ... what erm does your husband say about your wine drinking?
... .. Moving mouth - nothing coming out .......I'm sorry what do you mean
Well Mrs O M G I've set you off again - I just wondered if he umm said anything to you
Well yes sometimes he'll ask if he can have some - is that what you mean?
I was wondering Mrs Oh **** why did I have to have this one - Have you thought about joining a group in respect of you're over drinking
What like AA?
Yes, yes they can be very helpful - I've got a lovely old lady who I see, she's 82 she's not got a problem now but she still goes along to help the new ones
Well I'll certainly think about it - is that it?
Erm Mrs Not committed and Awkward - What about making an appointment to come back in a couple of weeks so we can monitor your BP?
No I think I'll be fine when I'm home and calmer
WHAT IS THE BL**DY POINT ?
Well there we are, our fantastic NHS
So one day this week I shall be having Cereals (have to go buy some) with at least 2 pieces of toast (have to buy some) with lashings of marmalade(have to buy that too), then trotting down to the phlebotomy girlies to get my blood glucose tested ( lets hope I don't get a random result - like what I gets at home !! )
Good health all
Gilly x