Christmas Present for my wife

[Doriand]

My good wife has hinted that she wants a present that goes from zero to 100 in four seconds.....I can't afford a sports car so I got her a set of bathroom scales instead!
(Somehow methinks this is the last Christmas I'll be experiencing)

 

[Mike d]

I bought an iPAD for my cousin. I got an iPOD for my brother

I purchased an iRON for my wife

That's when the fight started